"Have you heard? The Prince is getting married. We just have to find him a bride!"

"146 Tried and True Tests to Determine a Real Princess from an Impostor."

"Introducing . . . the Princess of Japan."

Test #1: Prove that you are literate.

"Test #36: Fence with a book on your head."

"Test #82: Identify Princess gowns from every historical period."

Test #107: Play the saxophone.

"Test #146: Sleep on a bed with twenty mattresses."

"The Prince is getting married!"