The Princess and the Pea - The Royal Advisor
"Have you heard? The Prince is getting married. We just have to find him a bride!"
"146 Tried and True Tests to Determine a Real Princess from an Impostor."
"Introducing . . . the Princess of Japan."
Test #1: Prove that you are literate.
"Test #36: Fence with a book on your head."
"Test #82: Identify Princess gowns from every historical period."
Test #107: Play the saxophone.
"Test #146: Sleep on a bed with twenty mattresses."
"The Prince is getting married!"