ERIC  LOVE 

"If I searched for a hundred years, I still couldn't find an adventure."

"Are you a prince? Are you looking for an adventure?"

"A castle covered with a thicket of weeds. This must be the one."

"A real, live dragon? I've waited my whole life for an adventure like this"

"Your prince as arrived!"

"You must be the prince we've heard so much about."

"Let's go find an adventure."

Moral of the story: don't touch the point of a spindle.