"I love my Willy."

"Comedy."

"That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell."

"Oh, no. HAMLET!"

"Let not the royal bed of Denmark become a couch for incest."
"Incest!"
"A couch!"

"The Royal Theatre of Denmark is proud to present The Murther of Gonzago."

"Gentleman! Hamlet! Laertes!"

"Nay, set it by awhile, uncle . . . father . . . mother . . . whatever you are."

The Dream Team (left to right): Aaron Aubrey, Eric William Love and Christopher Scheer.